- normal person waking up: good morning
- me: I'M GONNA START A REVOLUTION FROM MY BED
- me: WHAT'S THE STORY MORNING GLORY, NEED A LITTLE TIME TO WAKE UP, WAKE UP
- me at school: i hate them all, i hate them all, i hate myself for hating them
- julian casablancas: kiss me now that i'm older
- me: IS THIS AN INVITATION
- Alexa Chung: You. Come sleep with me.
- Every attractive band member ever: Oh ok.
- me: relationships are stupid i'll just be alone
- me: omg look at that cute couple fuck i am so lonely
- me: people are shit i don't need them
- me: i need someone to cuddle with me
- me: i like the strokes
- friend: oh me too
- me: no you don't understand
- them: What's your favorite song?
- me:
- them:
- me:
- them:
- me: ... ITS JUST NOT THAT FUCKING EASY
- normal person: so what do you like to do
- me: listen to music
- normal person: oh, thats neat, i like music too
- me: no you dont understand
- brazil: challenge accepted
so this just happened
- me: *looking at a nick valensi's photo*
- mom: is that jesus
